"What if he just came clean and said “Look, I started getting beat by guys who weren’t as good as me because they were using so I said ‘F-it’ and joined in. I wasn’t going to be the only clean guy in the Major Leagues…” who would hold that against him? He still doesn’t get that real soon, saying you ‘roided up in this era is going to be like saying you smoked weed in the ’60s."

— Jerry Thornton, Barstool Sports, on Roger Clemens